http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17794099

1. A 24-year-old won a Pulitzer Prize, according to a depressing e-mail from your mother.

Comedian Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) after 24-year-old Sara Gamin won the Pulitzer Prize for her work on the Penn State child abuse scandal.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/rumblings120413/bet-new-los-angeles-dodgers-owners-spending-big

“The Mets are 4-0, but remember, 2 of those wins go to the victims of Bernie Madoff.”

http://bridgetowncomedy.com/performer/matt-goldich/

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/celebrities_comedians_on_tim_tebow_g3te391Zx1eoIzQwGIvGhN

Tim Tebow is the hottest thing on Twitter, with many famous tweeters sounding off on the devout Christian quarterback’s proposed trade to the New York Jets.

“Kung Fu Panda” voice actor Jack Black joked, “#TebowGotTradedFor a broken clock. At least it’s accurate twice a day.”

Comedian Denis Leary added, “Tebow traded to Jets for fourth round pick. The deal was worked out by his new agent, Judas.”

MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann opined, “Did Tebow pray for punishment of the heathens of New York? #CuzWeJustGotPunished.”

Meanwhile, comedian Jeff Ross poked, “Tim Tebow to New York. Jews to Denver.”

And funny man Matt Goldich added, “Someday Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow will have monuments honoring them in Central Park: benches.”

Rapper Funkmaster Flex worried about small town Tebow’s ability to make it in the big city, saying, “Tim tebow is not built for new york!! #Box.”

And in a sentiment shared by many, who wonder how Tebow will mix with the Jets’ strong cast of characters, Bruce Arthur of Canadian newspaper The National Post wrote, “OK, if there’s a Mark Sanchez-Kate Upton-Tim Tebow love triangle, I’m moving to New York just to read the papers.”

Fahey Follows

#FaheyFollows is a performance show featuring standup comedians and musicians Damien Fahey follows on Twitter.
Chelsea Peretti (writer for Parks and Rec, Sarah Silverman Program)
Christian Finnegan (TBS’ Are We There Yet?, Chappelle’s Show)
Todd Levin (writer for CONAN)
Matt Goldich (Late Night with David Letterman writer, Ellen writer)
Doug Perkins (Sports Show with Norm MacDonald writer)
Pauly Peligroso (Twitter comedian, touring comedian)
Starring: Damien Fahey

Tickets can be purchased for performance(s) by clicking on the link below:
Monday, March 19 @ 08:30 PM in the Main Stage – tickets are $10 (FREE for iO students)

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/signal/sarah-palin-crashes-super-tuesday-party-twitter-162430415.html

@MattGoldich: Mitt Romney is so boring, he dresses as Jason Sudeikis for Halloween.

Improv Lab

8162 Melrose Avenue

Hollywood, CA

http://gothamist.com/2012/02/26/jennifer_lopezs_revealing_oscars_dr.php

Jennifer Lopez’s Revealing Oscars Dress Prompts Anatomy Questions

Did hundreds of millions people get to see a whole lot more of Jenny from the Block than she intended (it might have been even more than what was seen at the 2000 Grammys!)? Jennifer Lopez made a splash while presenting at the Oscars: As MaintainYaBrian Tweeted, “I just saw a piece of J-Lo’s #Areola. My. Life. Is. Complete.” Although there’s an anatomical debate: Per MattGoldich, “J-Lo’s butt no longer her most famed body part. #Oscars #Nipple”

Michael Suen sums it up, “”J.Lo’s” is now trending worldwide. There’s an ongoing argument as to whether the object/hashtag in question is #nipple or #areola. #Oscars”

For what it’s worth, the dress is by Zuhair Murad. And LAist is liveblogging the Osacrs: Check out video of Sacha Baron Cohen dumping Kim Jong-Il’s ashes on Ryan Seacrest and musings from the Oscars press room.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/14/the-funniest-valentines-day-tweets-slideshow_n_1276393.html#s695011&title=Matt_Goldich

“Happy Valentine’s Day to all the ladies who still love Chris Brown. I got you some flowers and self-esteem.”

http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/07/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/celebs-proposition-8-twitter/index.html

(EW.com) — A federal appeals court has ruled California’s gay marriage ban unconstitutional in a decision announced earlier today, likely sending the case to the Supreme Court.

“Proposition 8 serves no purpose, and has no effect, other than to lessen the status and human dignity of gay men and lesbians in California,” wrote Judge Stephen Reinhardt in the decision.

In light of the announcement, celebs have flocked to Twitter to voice their excitement about the ruling.

@JesseTyler: Historic! #Prop8 is unconstitutional. @AFER & I won’t stop until ALL Americans are #free2marry. Sign> http://bit.ly/pledge8 & RT

@tomcolicchio: Appeals court strikes down California prop 8 (against same sex marriage) as unconstitutional

@Audra McDonald: NOH8 NOH8 NOH8 NOH8!!!!! My dogs think im nuts for the NOH8 happy dance im doing right now.

@DamonLindelof: I try not to get blatantly political on twitter. That being said? UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

@michaelurie: Take THAT, prop 8.

@oliviawilde: Woohoo!! Die Prop 8 Die!!!! 9th Circuit just ruled you unconstitutional. Next step Supreme Court!

@JuddApatow: “@jcolton: @JuddApatow can you slow down on the muppet cause for about half an hour? we just got good news re Prop 8.” Awesome news !

@zacayoung: Since we are taking it to the supreme court, can we redesign the judges’ robes? #sequins #Prop8

@TheEllenShow: Today we took another step towards equality. #Prop8 was found unconstitutional again. I couldn’t be happier.

@chelywright: I am a gay American and it’s my Constitution too. #NOH8

@adammshankman: Courts just AGAIN declared Prop 8 unconstitutional…CUZ IT IS!!! Supreme court, here we come! Equality…is our birthright! Its about time!

@MattGoldich: In celebration of Prop 8 being overturned, boyfriends all over West Hollywood are being overturned.

@sarahcolonna: It’s a great day in California! Prop 8 ruled unconstitutional. Today, I’m very proud of where I live. #noh8

@SethMacFarlane: Prop 8 architects: Every civil rights battle is eventually won by the oppressed party. Save your hundred mil and buy some Bud platinum.

@RuPaulsDragRace: Prop 8, sashay away. logo.to/wpZBQA